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Theory of Stupidity

Well its an interesting topic to research on. Though I am not doing any kind of Ph.D on it but still I feel I have had enough of such experiences to believe that I am able enough to talk about it. More so because I am a keen observer. I am always observing who is visiting my site for example. I have explained this theory to a lot of my friends. Interestingly never has anyone come up with a counter argument. Anyways lets get to the point. There is some smart guy(Me) who has formed the law of stupidity which goes as follows.    Everyone is stupid. Smartness is actually just absence of stupidity Stupidity is proportional to hair length.   First Law basically says is that "Stupidity is ubiquous". This means that stupidity is everywhere. Each one of us is stupid to some extent. Each one of us will act stupid in one situation or the other. Take me for example, I will act totally stupid when I am t...

Why Vodka?

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One stupid and innovative Australian tried to commit suicide by drinking an antifreeze compound. Just as diamond is used to cut a diamond the doctors found the antidote in alcohol. Alcohol is an antifreeze . But very soon the chemist was out of stock. So they used Vodka instead.  This incident leaves me wondering, was vodka the fav of the gentleman in question or the doc, so that he could have some for free. Then again why not beer or rather Fosters(Oz for beer). Why not some good quality wine or a vintage whisky. After all wine, whisky and vodka all have same quantity of alcohol. Another thought is that may be all this is a publicity stunt by the Vodka maker who are accumulating losses. Is Vodka really cheap out there that the docs preferred vodka to anything else. Whatever be the case one thing is for sure, that poor chap is going to have a real bad hangover. Where are the anti-hangover pill makers, you have a good customer here or may be a Model(provided he gets over th...

Indian or Universal Male Behavior ??

Guys I just came across this amazing blog . This guy talks about a high tech urinal which will go underground for the day time and come out when required. But thats not what I am blogging about. Its about the supposed Indian only male behavior that they just urinate anywhere and everywher. But as you can see in the video link on the blog that it happens elsewhere too. And only the males do it and not females (or so the video says). Females instead go in search of a proper toilet. Wow...That relieves of the thought that it’s not an 'Indians only' behavior. It’s Universal. This also leads to modify this old joke Democratic difference between India and Canada: You can piss in public India but not Canada.....But You cannot kiss in public India but in Canada So the new joke is like this Similarity between Indian and Canada : Males want to kiss and piss in Public although it may not be allowed. Sad one but OK enjoy!!!